Some people criticize me for using sources that are a bit low brow (this quote is from 'Gladiator') but you know what? 'I'm just going to use that hostility to make me stronger, not weaker' as Kelly Rowland said on the X Factor.

Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.

One Original Thought is worth 1000 Meaningless Quotes.

I originally set out to try and save the world, but now I'm not sure I like it enough.

All I know about what people think of my gear is what a couple of my friends tell me, and one of them always wants to borrow money, so I'm not sure how reliable he is.

There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.

My lawyer's opinion is that the cops might not actually be able to charge me with criminal damage any more - because theoretically my graffiti actually increases the value of property rather than decreasing it. That's his theory, but then my lawyer also believes wearing novelty cartoon ties is a good look.