My lawyer's opinion is that the cops might not actually be able to charge me with criminal damage any more - because theoretically my graffiti actually increases the value of property rather than decreasing it. That's his theory, but then my lawyer also believes wearing novelty cartoon ties is a good look.

Art is not like other culture because its success is not made by its audience. The public fill concert halls and cinemas every day, we read novels by the millions, and buy records by the billions. 'We the people' affect the making and quality of most of our culture, but not our art.

If you are dirty, insignificant and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model.

Is graffiti art or vandalism? That word has a lot of negative connotations and it alienates people, so no, I don't like to use the word 'art' at all.

I have a theory that you can make any sentence seem profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher at the end of it.

People who enjoy waving flags don't deserve to have one.

Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a f**king sharp knife to it.