Live as a villain, die as a hero

If you are dirty, insignificant and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model.

My lawyer's opinion is that the cops might not actually be able to charge me with criminal damage any more - because theoretically my graffiti actually increases the value of property rather than decreasing it. That's his theory, but then my lawyer also believes wearing novelty cartoon ties is a good look.

When you go to an art gallery you are simply a tourist looking at the trophy cabinet of a few millionaires.

There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge.

If you have a statue in the city centre you could go past it every day on your way to school and never even notice it, right. But as soon as someone puts a traffic cone on its head, you've made your own sculpture.

You owe the companies nothing. You especially don't owe them any courtesy. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don't even start asking for theirs.