Nobody knows what you feel inside unless you tell them.

We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves.

Policemen and security guards wear hats with a peak that comes down low over their eyes. Apparently this is for psychological reasons. Eyebrows are very expressive and you appear a lot more authoritative if you keep them covered up. The advantage of this is that it makes a lot harder for cops to see anything more than six foot off the ground. Which is why painting rooftops and bridges is so easy.

A lot of mothers will do anything for their children, except let them be themselves.

Anyone who believes in capital punishment should be shot

You're advised not to drink the replica Arab spring water.

You're mind is working at its best when you're being paranoid. You explore every avenue and possibility of your situation at high speed with total clarity.