This is a big surprise I don't agree with the concept of award ceremonies, but I'm prepared to make an exception for the ones I'm nominated for. The last time there was a naked man covered in gold paint in my house, it was me.

Policemen and security guards wear hats with a peak that comes down low over their eyes. Apparently this is for psychological reasons. Eyebrows are very expressive and you appear a lot more authoritative if you keep them covered up. The advantage of this is that it makes a lot harder for cops to see anything more than six foot off the ground. Which is why painting rooftops and bridges is so easy.

We don’t need any more heroes; we just need someone to take out the recycling.

I don't know if street art ever really works indoors. If you domesticate an animal, it goes from being wild and free to sterile, fat and sleepy. So maybe the art should stay outside.

We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves.

Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a f**king sharp knife to it.

Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.