I'd been painting rats for three years before someone said 'that's clever it's an anagram of art' and I had to pretend I'd known that all along.

Live as a villain, die as a hero

Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.

I've never really understood why people sleep. Wasting a third of your life and becoming vulnerable for almost 8 hours every night. Doesn't seem very appealing to me.

It's a very frustrated feeling you get when the only people with good photos of you work are the police department.

People either love me or they hate me, or they don't really care.

I just wanna make the world a better-looking place. If you don't like it, you can paint over it!