You don't need planning permission to build castles in the sky
The grumpier you are, the more assholes you meet.
Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.
The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Any fame is a by-product of making something that means something. You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a sh*t.
Speak softly, but carry a big can of paint.
I don't know why people are so keen to put the details of their private life in public; they forget that invisibility is a superpower.