If at first you don't succeed, Call an airstrike.

I have a theory that you can make any sentence seem profound by writing the name of a dead philosopher at the end of it.

People who enjoy waving flags don't deserve to have one.

My lawyer's opinion is that the cops might not actually be able to charge me with criminal damage any more - because theoretically my graffiti actually increases the value of property rather than decreasing it. That's his theory, but then my lawyer also believes wearing novelty cartoon ties is a good look.

I just wanna make the world a better-looking place. If you don't like it, you can paint over it!

Traditional graffiti writers have a bunch of rules they like to stick to, and good luck to them, but I didn't become a graffiti artist so I could have somebody else tell me what to do. If you're the type who gets sentimental about people scribbling over your stuff, I suggest graffiti is probably not the right hobby for you.

A lot of mothers will do anything for their children, except let them be themselves.