If at first you don't succeed, Call an airstrike.

You don't need planning permission to build castles in the sky

People are fond of using military terms to describe what they do. We call it bombing when we go out painting, when of course it's more like entertaining the troops in a neutral zone, during peacetime in a country without an army.

Become good at cheating and you never need to become good at anything else.

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It's people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.

Film is incredibly democratic and accessible, it's probably the best option if you actually want to change the world, not just re-decorate it.