I need someone to protect me from all the measures they take in order to protect me.

Fight the fighters, not their wars.

You're mind is working at its best when you're being paranoid. You explore every avenue and possibility of your situation at high speed with total clarity.

If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn't matter how great you were, it'll always take an unfunny drunk with climbing skills to make people notice you.

Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don't come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they're having a piss.

Stencils are good for two reasons; one - they're quick; two - they annoy idiots.

If you are dirty, insignificant and unloved then rats are the ultimate role model.