If you want someone to be ignored then build a life-size bronze statue of them and stick it in the middle of town. It doesn't matter how great you were, it'll always take an unfunny drunk with climbing skills to make people notice you.

Today's art has been cancelled due to police activity.

The greatest crimes in the world are not committed by people breaking the rules but by people following the rules. It's people who follow orders that drop bombs and massacre villages.

People either love me or they hate me, or they don't really care.

I've never really understood why people sleep. Wasting a third of your life and becoming vulnerable for almost 8 hours every night. Doesn't seem very appealing to me.

At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse.

Nobody knows what you feel inside unless you tell them.