Once a reporter stood in front of a fire as it consumed a house and then he turned to see the homeowners and their little son watching it burn. The reporter, fishing for a human interest angle, said to the boy, "Son, it looks like you don't have a home anymore." The little boy promptly answered, "Oh, yes, we have a home. We just don't have a house to put it in."

Your face is a billboard advertising your philosophy of life!

We spend our lives dreaming of the future, not realizing that a little of it slips away every day.

The secret of growing younger is counting blessings, not birthdays.

I'm glad God has all the answers, 'cause I barely understand the questions.

No one likes change... but babies in diapers.

Smile...it kills time between disasters.