Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it.

If you never stepped on anybody's toes, you never been for a walk.

For if there is any single thing that everyone hopes for most dearly, it must be this: that the youngest outlive the oldest.

Now I'm starting to think he wasn't supposed to be my whole life, he was just this doorway to me.

Pain reaches the heart with electrical speed, but truth moves to the heart as slowly as a glacier.

Illusions mistaken for truth are the pavement under our feet. They are what we call civilization.

If we can't, as artists, improve on real life, we should put down our pencils and go bake bread.