I can do a book in three months if I spend all day, seven days a week at it and, in fact, I work better that way.

I can do a book in three months if I spend all day, seven days a week at it and, in fact, I work better that way.

Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.

It is easier to counterfeit old age than youth.

Conventional history completely ignores half the human race.

Spring is always cruel, with its false promise of resurrection.

Martyrdom is often the result of excessive gullibility.