I can do a book in three months if I spend all day, seven days a week at it and, in fact, I work better that way.

The opportunity to lecture had restored my good humor.

I can do a book in three months if I spend all day, seven days a week at it and, in fact, I work better that way.

I knew the answer, and--of course--so did Ramses. He has superb breath control and always gets in ahead of me.

Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.

Dogs can be made to feel guilty about anything, including the sins of their owners. Cats refuse to take the blame for anything - including their own sins.

Is is difficult to be angry with a gentleman who pays you compliments, even impertinent compliments. Especially impertinent compliments.