Humor is an excellent method of keeping a tight rein on unproductive displays of emotion.

Writing is like a bird-watcher watching for birds: the stories are there: you just have to train yourself to look for them.

The only people who are not in awe of Emerson's powerful voice and well-nigh superhuman strength are the members of his own family. He is aware of this, and often complains about it; so from time to time I like to put on a little show of being intimidated. 'Proceed, my dear,' I said apologetically.

Now, Mama, Papa, and sir," said Ramses, "please withdraw to the farthest corner and crouch down with your backs turned. It is as I feared; we will never break through by this method. The walls are eight feet thick. Fortunately I brought along a little nitroglycerin--" "Oh, good Gad," shrieked Inspector Cuff.

There are too many people in the world as it is, but the supply of ancient manuscripts is severely limited.

If all else fails, we will simply have to drug our attendants, overpower the guards, raise the oppressed peasants to arms, and take over the government.

To argue without knowledge is like trying to weave without thread.