The trouble with unknown enemies is that they are so difficult to identify.

Now, Mama, Papa, and sir," said Ramses, "please withdraw to the farthest corner and crouch down with your backs turned. It is as I feared; we will never break through by this method. The walls are eight feet thick. Fortunately I brought along a little nitroglycerin--" "Oh, good Gad," shrieked Inspector Cuff.

It's not unsporting to thrash a cowardly cad,' said Simmons. 'Everyone knows you don't fight like a gentleman.' 'That might be called an oxymoron,' Ramses said. 'Oh--sorry. Bad form to use long words. Look it up when you get home.' The poor devil didn't know how to fight, like a gentleman or otherwise.

That's maturity-when you realize that you've finally arrived at a state of ignorance as profound as your parents.

Giving other people advice is one of the most irritating and useless activities known to man.

I do hope you have some money. I'm getting tired of hitting people.

His masculinity was only too apparent