There is nothing sadder than the cheerful letters of the dead, expressing hopes that were never fulfilled, ambitions that were never achieved, dreams cut off before they could come to fruition.

When emotion supersedes reason ... gullibility must follow.

Exaggeration is the cheapest form of humor.

Since I am not as stupid as my children believe I am, I had immediately realized this might be a ruse, but I was not at all averse to a confrontation. In fact, I had been hoping for some such thing.

To argue without knowledge is like trying to weave without thread.

When men start talking about 'honor', there is sure to be trouble ahead.

Cats always pick the laps of the people who don't like them.