Our nannas are losers.

I was a good kid, but I was just very chatty. Teachers were rarely entertained, but occasionally a child was, which was enough for me. Everything was so urgent. I needed to say it immediately.

And sometimes when you're very mixed-up inside, you do things you know you shouldn't do.

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

Even though sometimes you can control your anger, you can't control your sadness.

Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except, I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all.