Can't we be friends?' I hate your guts, Frankovitch' Can't our guts be friends?

A little glitter can turn your whole day around.

Moving makes you feel all alone inside.

I don't even like clowns. Clowns are not normal people.

My senior year of high school, I was voted Wittiest. So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.

The upside to grief is it takes away your appetite. When people say you look good they really mean it. Nature's thoughtful that way.

And sometimes when you're very mixed-up inside, you do things you know you shouldn't do.