Children are God's way of punishing us for having sex.

The feeling is that Fidel Castro's much bigger than he actually is.

Children are God's way of punishing us for having sex.

If it's a woman it's caustic, if it's a man it's authority, If it's a woman it's too pushy, if it's a man it's aggressive in the best sense of the word.

It's a fact that it is much more comfortable to be in the position of the person who has been offended than to be the unfortunate cause of it.

To excel is to reach your own highest dream. But you must also help others, where and when you can, to reach theirs. Personal gain is empty if you do not feel you have positively touched another's life.

Celebrities used to be found in clusters, like oysters - and with much the same defensive mechanisms.