If it's a woman, it's caustic; if it's a man, it's authoritative.
Being a parent is tough. If you just want a wonderful little creature to love, you can get a puppy
Every genius I have met could be classified as crazy by most people. They possess the highest level of sanity that us people find difficult to understand and accept.
Children are God's way of punishing us for having sex.
Homogeneity is much to be admired - in milk, for instance - but not for parties.
But for Muslims, everything that they don't have on earth is what they get in heaven. They can drink, they can have sex. All of the forbidden pleasures on earth, you can have in paradise.