A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better.

Small children do not belong at an adult party, and especially should not be used like trained midgets to help serve martinis.

All of the religions - with the exception of Tibetan Buddhism, which doesn't believe in a heaven - teach that heaven is a better place. At the end of the program, I say that heaven is a place where you are happy. All of the religions have that in common.

For a man who likes to talk, Fidel Castro does very few interviews.

A Hot Fudge Sundae and a trashy novel is my idea of heaven.

Parents of young children should realize that few people, and maybe no one, will find their children as enchanting as they do.

But for Muslims, everything that they don't have on earth is what they get in heaven. They can drink, they can have sex. All of the forbidden pleasures on earth, you can have in paradise.