I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.
Barbara WoodhouseThe eyes of a dog, the expression of a dog, the warmly wagging tail of a dog and the gloriously cold damp nose of a dog were in my opinion all God-given for one purpose only-to make complete fools of us human beings.
Barbara WoodhouseWhen I breathe down my nose to say how do you do to a horse, it can hear that breath at anything up to twenty yards, for horses have the most acute sense of hearing.
Barbara WoodhouseThe dog has an enviable mind; it remembers the nice things in life and quickly blots out the nasty.
Barbara WoodhouseTalking to animals' isn't a matter of words used, it is a matter of your thoughts, your expression, and above all the tone of your voice. A harsh voice from me can make my cows jump in terror. I shouted at old Queenie once and she got such a shock that she fell down just as if she'd been shot.
Barbara Woodhouse