Love means never having to say you're sorry. However, it is with sincere regret that I must now kill all of you.

Without grace there is no hope, but with it there is no shortage.

It is said that blood is thicker than water. It is what joins us, binds us, curses us.

Some men live their lives terrified. Terrified of the night and all that is dark. I will live my life eternally in fear of the light of day.

I have already prepared my counter proposal. It reads thusly: you may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!

There was much bitterness in the family. There were even those who would liked to have considered Barnabas Collins dead. But he lived on. He lived on-and outlived his enemies.

Family is the only real wealth.