Shrimp are the insects of the ocean. They're bottom feeders. So they're delicious, but they're the bugs of the sea.

One time I was really close to Steve Martin. I was too afraid to actually go talk to him, but I'll count that as meeting.

Lily Tomlin...I used to watch reruns of Laugh-In and she was always my favorite part. She's this very unique talent and the way she does things has been a very big influence on me.

I like being around people who are good conversationalists. When there's a give and take, and you are heightening an idea, exploring it together, that is my favorite thing in the world. I love a small dinner party - let's say six people, max, where everybody's having the same conversation. That's my favorite thing in the world.

Every laugh is not equal. They come from different places. That's sort of the challenge I go towards, making sure the laughs are for the reasons I want. It becomes a back and forth dance with the audience.

If you're driving down the street, you keep the neck forward. So that way you can clear out the lanes.

I just got diagnosed with tendonitis which is such an insulting diagnosis. Just point to my shoulder and say "old."