The audience is not your boss. They are your collaborators and when you collaborate with someone you don't have to listen to everything they think or say.
Baron VaughnSometimes I have young comics that ask me, "What should I do when I meet an agent or a manager and they ask me stuff?" And I say, "Well, they always usually ask, 'Where do you see yourself in five years, 10 years, 15 years?' And it's good to have an answer for that."
Baron VaughnI just got diagnosed with tendonitis which is such an insulting diagnosis. Just point to my shoulder and say "old."
Baron VaughnShrimp are the insects of the ocean. They're bottom feeders. So they're delicious, but they're the bugs of the sea.
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