The conservative movement, to which I subscribe, has as one of its basic tenets the belief that government should stay out of people’s private lives. Government governs best when it governs least – and stays out of the impossible task of legislating morality. But legislating someone’s version of morality is exactly what we do by perpetuating discrimination against gays.

It's political Daddyism and it's as old as demagogues and despotism.

Some programs have been theatrical masterpieces, but all we're seeing is the negative side of nuclear war.

I think the President ought to bring everybody that's in American uniform back because we're headed for war.

Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don't have to be good at them to enjoy them.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.