'Immortality is only for the gods,' he whispered. 'I wonder how they can stand it.'

Fable has strong shoulders that carry far more truth than fact can.

Error can point the way to truth, while empty-headedness can only lead to more empty-headedness or to a career in politics.

The emotional health of a village depended upon having a man whom everyone loved to hate, and Heaven had blessed us with two of them.

Our senses are woefully limited. Our brains are but tiny candles flickering in an infinity of darkness. Our only wisdom is to admit that we cannot understand, and since we cannot understand we must do the best we can with faith. which is our only talent. The greatest act of faith we are capable of is that of loving another more than we love ourselves, and occasionally we can be quite good at it.

A fool will study for twenty or thirty years and learn how to do something, but a wise man will study for twenty or thirty minutes and become an expert. In this world, it isn't ability that counts, but authority.

Blessed are the idiots, for they are happiest people on earth.