I have the greatest picture of Ted [Danson]. That was a big caper: There was one person [opening] the door with a butter knife and another person kicking the door in so I could get a photo. He's decapitated, but totally nude. And he's really well-endowed.

When you're a dancer who is injured, you are at the bottom of the food chain. We are so replaceable.

Stage and film are just two wildly different animals. Why compare the two?

My audition song is, and has been since 1977, 'I Love a Piano.

Anything that I do, I try to make it as good as I possibly can.

Shakespeare feels very natural to me.

I made jokes about kissing Murphy Brown. But if that's what cost me my job, my wife will probably say, "Hey asshole, I told you so".