I wondered why life had to suck so hard sometimes.
Nothing makes me happy quite like a boatload of freshly fried fast food, smothered in good old MSG.
I'm a private contractor now. I choose my clients, not the other way around.
As in, I wouldn't know normal if it marched up and poked me in the eye.
Wow. Nice bike,โ I said. Which was a lie. It looked like a glossy black death trap.
Let me show you,โ he said in my ear. โLike this. Feel that? Relax. Now pivot your hipsโitโs all in the hips.