(As) a director who is a writer, I have respect for writers, so I'm less likely to step on an idea or a line.

On the day he had colonic irrigation: 'I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways.'

You don't know what the pattern of flour and chicken is going to be, but you know you're going to get some good fried chicken.

I'm not the most loathsome man in the world. I've dropped to number nine.

I'm trying to make people feel welcome and feel valued.

If you think Hollywood is depressing and corrupt, politics is really depressing and corrupt -- and fueled even more than Hollywood by money -- if that's possible.

I feel like fame is wasted on me.