I have three women in the house. I get to be wrong three times a day.

I'm in the worst place you can be. I sell magazines and not movie tickets.

On the day he had colonic irrigation: 'I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways.'

Yes, I'm going to be the President of the United States. You know why? You think you can get chicks by being in the movies? You can really get chicks by being the President.

Sometimes the people we meet change us forever.

You're basically the sum of all the experiences you've ever had, and they're sort of shaken up in you and reproduced in the things you create, and that includes seeing movies.

I have three women in the house. I get to be wrong three times a day.