I really think that everybody would like to be an actor. Why wouldn't they? It's great work if you can get it. The one thing that prevents most people from saying, 'I'm just gonna go to Hollywood!' is that it seems unrealistic.

I've seen high and lows. When things go well that doesn't make me feel like some genius. Nor will I allow the next disappointment to make me feel like a complete failure.

I dyed my hair for photo tests... I kept it because when am I ever going to be blond again?

I don't think the government should be involved in any way in people's bedrooms or lives. With so much hatred and unpleasantness in the world, why would you want to get in the way of people who love each other marrying each other?

I have three women in the house. I get to be wrong three times a day.

I've never held myself up particularly high when I had movies that worked, and I never held myself all that low when I had failures.

On the day he had colonic irrigation: 'I feel I lost my virginity that day in so many ways.'