It takes time to develop a sense of humor, shared world views.

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

I'm much more interested in what an actor has to say about something substantial and important than who they're dating or what clothes they're wearing or some other asinine, insignificant aspect of their life.

I'm human, just like anybody else.

You know George M. Steinbrenner III is the center of all evil in the universe.

You wasted $150,000 on an education you could have got for a buck fifty in late charges at the public library.

I'm trying to make people feel welcome and feel valued.