It's Star Wars golf. This place was designed by Darth Vader.

But, if you miss (the supposedly easy pin) by just a little bit, you're looking at the next putt from 30 feet. The ball just rolls away.

You learn to accept defeat graciously in golf. Unlike other sports, the game itself is a constant opponent. It never stops. A golfer is fortunate to win a few times. We spend our whole lives trying to conquer something, and we lose a lot more than we win.

I had a few miracles happen out there today.

If we are to preserve the integrity of golf as left to us by our forefathers, it is up to all of us to carry on the true spirit of the game.

The game embarrasses you until you feel inadequate.

My golf game's gone off so much that when I went fishing a couple of weeks ago my first cast missed the lake.