I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it's a risk worth running.

People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.

And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.

For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you'll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.

The worst thing about being a great power is when you're not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.

I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it's a risk worth running.