Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

I find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.

Comedy will always be central to what I do, it's just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.

The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.

My parents were secular. I am an atheist.

You're mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

People who get through life dependent on other people's possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.