I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.

I see dull people as projects ... to be reformed

Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

Comedy will always be central to what I do, it's just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.

This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.

I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition - and I have never suffered from it.

If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.