For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you'll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Ben EltonThe Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
Ben EltonI resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we're losing rather than a celebration of what we have.
Ben Elton