You think I look like a teletubby?

My parents were secular. I am an atheist.

I try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it's a risk worth running.

The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.

If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.

I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.

I'm easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.