If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.

My parents were secular. I am an atheist.

I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we're losing rather than a celebration of what we have.

Artists don't create society, they reflect it

Leaders should never, ever try to look cool - that's for dictators

The earth only has so much bounty to offer and inventing ever larger and more notional prices for that bounty does not change its real value.

I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.