If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.

If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.

I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we're losing rather than a celebration of what we have.

Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.

The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.

I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.

I don't know what people who I've never met think about me. Some have written horrible things, some have written nice things - but I'm proud of the fact I've remained close to everyone I've ever worked with.