All other things being equal, greens break to the west.

There are no shortcuts in the quest for perfection.

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

Control is the main thing, and the tee shot is the most important shot in golf. You've got to hit the fairway before you have a good chance of putting the ball close to the pin. You can be the greatest iron player in the world, but if you're in the boondocks it won't do you any good.

Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it

You hear stories about me beating my brains out practicing, but the truth is, I was enjoying myself. I couldn't wait to get up in the morning so I could hit balls. I'd be at the practice tee at the crack of dawn, hit balls for a few hours, then take a break and get right back to it. And I still thoroughly enjoy it. When I'm hitting the ball where I want, hard and crisply - when anyone is - it's a joy that very few people experience.

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.