If a man can shoot 10 birdies, there's no reason why he can't shoot 18. Why can't you birdie every hole on the course?
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Selecting a stroke is like selecting a wife. To each his own.
I don't like the glamour. I just like the game.
Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident.
I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn't mean it can't be done.