I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.
Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.
Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident.
Hit the ball up to the hole... You meet a better class of people up there.
Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it
Every day you miss playing or practicing is one day longer it takes to be good.