Every day that you don't practice is one day longer before you achieve greatness

A shot that goes in the cup is pure luck, but a shot to within two feet of the flag is skill.

I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn't mean it can't be done.

The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.

You only hit a straight ball by accident. The ball is going to move right or left every time you hit it, so you had better make it go one way or the other.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident.