If the Masters offered no money at all, I would be here trying just as hard.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.

I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.

There's no set time or schedule for developing one's skills as a professional golfer, and it certainly doesn't come overnight. It's a muscle-memory exercise that comes over time.

If a man can shoot 10 birdies, there's no reason why he can't shoot 18. Why can't you birdie every hole on the course?

I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.