I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.

If a man can shoot 10 birdies, there's no reason why he can't shoot 18. Why can't you birdie every hole on the course?

If the Masters offered no money at all, I would be here trying just as hard.

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

A shot that goes in the cup is pure luck, but a shot to within two feet of the flag is skill.

The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.

I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.