I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.

I never played a round when I didn't learn something new about the game.

I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.

May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.

Selecting a stroke is like selecting a wife. To each his own.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

I have really enjoyed every minute I have spent in golf- above all, the many wonderful friends I have made. I have loved playing the game and practicing it. Whether my schedule for the following day called for a tournament round or merely a trip to the practice tee, the prospect that there was going to be golf in it made me feel privileged and extremely happy, and I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again