Hit the ball up to the hole... You meet a better class of people up there.
Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it
Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
All other things being equal, greens break to the west.
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.