The most important shot in golf is the next one.

I dreamed one night that I had 17 holes-in-one and one two, and when I woke up I was so goddam mad.

I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn't mean it can't be done.

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

The most important shot in golf is the next one.

You hear stories about me beating my brains out practicing, but the truth is, I was enjoying myself. I couldn't wait to get up in the morning so I could hit balls. I'd be at the practice tee at the crack of dawn, hit balls for a few hours, then take a break and get right back to it. And I still thoroughly enjoy it. When I'm hitting the ball where I want, hard and crisply - when anyone is - it's a joy that very few people experience.

Jesus Christ can't hit a golf ball straight. It's virtually impossible - at best it's an accident.