I have talent at playing myself. I don't have a very broad range, but at playing myself I am a wizard. It's more than fun; it's the best job on Earth.

I tell you why I don't think I will ever vote for a Democrat, if I may say so. Because for me, the number one issue is right to life, and I don't think the Democrats are very good on the right-to-life issue.

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son.

And now, any of those who refuse, or are unable, to prove they are citizens will receive free insurance paid for by those who are forced to buy insurance because they are citizens.

I don't like the sound of all the lists he's making.

Politics is a thankless occupation; I have no interest in it at all.

You can do what you think you can do and you cannot do what you think you cannot