If there are finer beings than German short hairs, I don't know what they are. In their eyes is peace.

The indispensable first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: decide what you want.

So, who in the media is without sin among us? I am in the media and I am a major league sinner. I don't know anyone except my wife who isn't a big time sinner.

I'm an economist by training. I don't really work as an economist. I only worked briefly as an economist.

It is so great to sleep in safe, glorious, beautiful America. I just cannot get over it.

After all the black man has been through in this world, he can still often reach levels of spirituality the most pampered white man cannot touch. Maybe what he's been through is the reason why.

Fathom the hypocrisy of a government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured... But not everyone must prove they are a citizen.