I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.

If we are just specks of dust hit by lightning, if we have no spark of God in us, why not just take whatever we can and devil take the hindmost? I mean, we are fools not to do that if there is no right or wrong.

I'm not a Mensa member. I have no idea where that rumor came from. I never have been, and I doubt if I ever will be.

If Iran and North Korea, by some horrible, devilish, nightmarish scenario, got together and went to war at the same time, one against Saudi Arabia and one against South Korea, I don't know what we would do about that. I don't know that we could stop them short of using nuclear weapons.

I think a snob would be a person who thinks he is entitled; he has good things in his life and is entitled to them.

I am scared of getting old. I am scared of being ill.

Americans are terrified because so many of them have been laid off in recent years and months and they fear that they may be next. Even if they have not been laid off or have not known anyone laid off, they definitely know someone who has lost his home.