Maybe forced retirement isn't necessary after all.

I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.

The cliches are that it's the most generic Starsky and Hutch plot you can find.

When I was growing up, This is Spinal Tap [1984] was the ultimate comedy, and it was the kind of thing I wanted to do. But you get to a point with parody where you can't go much further because ultimately it's feeding off of somebody else's creativity.

My own parents were touchy-feely.

I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort of cynical dark humor that tends toward the meaner side, like my character in Happy Gilmore. Those kinds of characters come easily to me.

All those rumors about her being underweight are trash. She's [Calista Flockhart] gorgeous.