A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?

I wanted to be funny for people who didn't care about fashion at all, to just to kind of exist as a silly character.

I've been to Japan but I've never been to China, I'd love to go to China. I don't know, I like to go to places that are remote. So, I think I'd like to do that more. And just sort of also explore not having a structured work life someday, to have more free time to sort of see what happens.

Words can only hurt you if you try to read them. Don't play their game!

Stiller was able to reach speeds of around 35 miles per hour, no small task for someone who had never longboarded before.

Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!

I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.